Jesse’s Instagram

Girls, such good work! I love your palette. I just bought a bunch of English muffins and I look forward to sampling your wares.

Girls, such good work! I love your palette. I just bought a bunch of English muffins and I look forward to sampling your wares.
#petchicken #fresheggs #EasterEgger #happyeggs #oliveegger #backyardchickens #organic #freerangeeggs #breakfastfordinner

Jesse’s Instagram

Wow! Look at this produce! It is living its best life in perfect patch of afternoon sunshine. It is only knee high right now. Imagine what it will look like when it is 10 feet tall!

Wow! Look at this #camellia produce! It is living its best life in perfect patch of afternoon sunshine. It is only knee high right now. Imagine what it will look like when it is 10 feet tall!
#mastergardener #zone7 #redcamellia #gardentour2020 #gardening #gardeningingeorgia #springtime

Jesse’s Instagram

Bearded and beautiful! Wilga is Sonia's favorite hen for completely obvious reasons. Just look at her!

Bearded and beautiful! Wilga is Sonia’s favorite hen for completely obvious reasons. Just look at her!
#salmonfaverolle #Faverolle #beardedlady #wilgefortis #petchicken #chickenportrait #chickenselfie #plumage #chickensofinstagram #hottie #hens

Jesse’s Instagram

My gardening crew lacks focus, discipline, strength, and arms. They do not take direction. They mostly do what they want and try to escape. But they are super cute and they work for scratch.

My gardening crew lacks focus, discipline, strength, and arms. They do not take direction. They mostly do what they want and try to escape. But they are super cute and they work for scratch.
#beckywiththegoodhair #SicilianButtercup #collardgreens #gardening #scratch #petchickens #chickensofinstagram #polishchickens

Jesse’s Instagram

It's almost time to till under the winter garden so I set the girls free to begin the process. So many delicious weeds! So much mud! Such happy girls!

It’s almost time to till under the winter garden so I set the girls free to begin the process. So many delicious weeds! So much mud! Such happy girls!
#petchickens #cochins #silkies #collardgreens #backyardchickens #freeranging #happyeggs #chickensofinstagram #happychickens

Aaron’s Instagram

Rainy afternoon in the workshop. Granite surface plate under its protective cover. Fired up my new 2400 degree @evenheatkilns oven. Now to install the drive on the @tormach 1100 for the new 8 inch tilting 4th axis.

Rainy afternoon in the workshop. Granite surface plate under its protective cover. Fired up my new 2400 degree @evenheatkilns oven. Now to install the drive on the @tormach 1100 for the new 8 inch tilting 4th axis. #heattreatment #evenheat #KO22.5 #surfaceplate #metrology #tormachmill #instamachinist

Aaron’s Instagram

Rainy afternoon in the workshop. Granite surface plate under its protective cover. Fired up my new 2400 degree @evenheatkilns oven. Now to install the drive on the @tormach 1100 for the new 8 inch tilting 4th axis.

Rainy afternoon in the workshop. Granite surface plate under its protective cover. Fired up my new 2400 degree @evenheatkilns oven. Now to install the drive on the @tormach 1100 for the new 8 inch tilting 4th axis. #heattreatment #evenheat #KO22.5 #surfaceplate #metrology #tormachmill #instamachinist

Jesse’s Instagram

Weeds. It's what's for dinner. 
The chicken area does not have a single speck of greenery remaining so I have to pitchfork in weeds from the other side of the fence. Luckily the garden area has plenty of weeds to go around.

Weeds. It’s what’s for dinner.
The chicken area does not have a single speck of greenery remaining so I have to pitchfork in weeds from the other side of the fence. Luckily the garden area has plenty of weeds to go around.
#petchicken #myflock #salad #cochins #oliveegger #EasterEgger #SicilianButtercup #silkierooster #chickensofinstagram

Jesse’s Instagram

Ladies, try to contain yourselves. Sonia is showing Wilga her powerful rooster kick and circle dance. It is just so...impressive. Swoon. I don't know how Wilga resisted. (Also, check out the stare down Sonia gives me before heading back to her flock. Jerk.)

Ladies, try to contain yourselves. Sonia is showing Wilga her powerful rooster kick and circle dance. It is just so…impressive. Swoon. I don’t know how Wilga resisted. (Also, check out the stare down Sonia gives me before heading back to her flock. Jerk.)
#petrooster #silkierooster #SoniaSotomayor #roosterdance #petchicken #courting #roostersofinstagram #chickenvideo

Jesse’s Instagram

Hey Glo, did you somehow escape from the chicken area?
Yes. I tiptoed behind you, crept through the run into the coop and then escaped through a door you left cracked open. That is what you get for taking your eyes off of me for one minute. Now I am enjoying free range in the garden! You'll never catch me! Ha ha ha!

Hey Glo, did you somehow escape from the chicken area?
Yes. I tiptoed behind you, crept through the run into the coop and then escaped through a door you left cracked open. That is what you get for taking your eyes off of me for one minute. Now I am enjoying free range in the garden! You’ll never catch me! Ha ha ha!
#gloriavanderbuilt #Gloria #oliveegger #petchicken #backyardchickens #chickensofinstagram #chasingchickens #Gwinnettcounty #chickenportrait

Jesse’s Instagram

Turns out Rosie is a sunbathing queen! The second she finds a patch of sunshine it is a full extension soak. I should make her a tiny bikini for her Just one triangle for the top!

Turns out Rosie is a sunbathing queen! The second she finds a patch of sunshine it is a full extension soak. I should make her a tiny bikini for her #foodboob. Just one triangle for the top!
#adopted #poundchicken #sunbathing #sunshine #feelinggood #petchicken #freeranging #happychickens

Jesse’s Instagram

I stepped on this awesome nail filled board and now my right boot has a little extra ventilation. Maybe I should upgrade to pink and sparkly like @thekeetlifefarm? These are my favorite @crocs though. They slip on and off and come almost to my knees. They used to be waterproof. Now I am sad.

I stepped on this awesome nail filled board and now my right boot has a little extra ventilation. Maybe I should upgrade to pink and sparkly like @thekeetlifefarm? These are my favorite @crocs though. They slip on and off and come almost to my knees. They used to be waterproof. Now I am sad.
#gardenboots #gardendangers #crocs #chickenchores #wellies #gumboots #chickenboots #tetanus

Jesse’s Instagram

Because I love them, I gave them a flock block and cleaned the whole coop today. Because they have no choice, they gave me three eggs. And then complained non-stop about how strange the coop smelled and that I didn't put the perches back just right. Happy Valentine's Day!

Because I love them, I gave them a flock block and cleaned the whole coop today. Because they have no choice, they gave me three eggs. And then complained non-stop about how strange the coop smelled and that I didn’t put the perches back just right. Happy Valentine’s Day!
#petchickens #backyardchickens #myflock #flockblock #EasterEgger #chickensofinstagram #gardeninggloves #valentinesday #spoiledrotten

Jesse’s Instagram

Me: Glo, can I please be in the post this week?
Glo: No. I am the chicken and it is a picture of myself. 
Me: But @chickens.and.wine wants the human too. 
Glo: No chance. I am perfection.
Me: You've got a little dirt...nevermind. You look great.

Me: Glo, can I please be in the #chickenselfiesunday post this week?
Glo: No. I am the chicken and it is a picture of myself.
Me: But @chickens.and.wine wants the human too.
Glo: No chance. I am perfection.
Me: You’ve got a little dirt…nevermind. You look great.
#gloriavanderbuilt #oliveegger #petchicken #spoiledchickens #splayleg #chickenportrait #chickensofinstagram #attentionhog #superstar

Jesse’s Instagram

A minute of Donna Martin working the chicken piñata. This elaborate set up is a head of cabbage, with a hole drilled through it, hanging from a shoelace. It usually takes them a full day to demolish it and it distracts then from picking on each other. Cheap toys.

A minute of Donna Martin working the chicken piñata. This elaborate set up is a head of cabbage, with a hole drilled through it, hanging from a shoelace. It usually takes them a full day to demolish it and it distracts then from picking on each other. Cheap toys.
#petchicken #donnamartin #Silkie #cooplife #chickentoys #rainydayactivities #backyardchickens #chickensofinstagram #spoiledchickens #cabbage #eatlocal

Jesse’s Instagram

Sonia: Come at me bro.
Me: You are a tiny silkie. 
Sonia: Try me.
Me: These are MY hens.
Sonia: F that noise.
Me: Are you doing steroids? You seem...edgy.
Sonia: *biting, flying, flapping, vicious attack*
Me: bleeding
Any advice for making friends with my Napolean complex rooster? I seem to be losing the upper hand.

Sonia: Come at me bro.
Me: You are a tiny silkie.
Sonia: Try me.
Me: These are MY hens.
Sonia: F that noise.
Me: Are you doing steroids? You seem…edgy.
Sonia: *biting, flying, flapping, vicious attack*
Me: bleeding
Any advice for making friends with my Napolean complex rooster? I seem to be losing the upper hand.
#silkierooster #SoniaSotomayor #shortmansyndrome #napoleoncomplex #comb #wattles #Silkie #petchicken #petrooster

Jesse’s Instagram

Some chickens are lucky that egg laying does not have a commission based compensation program. The giant on the right is definitely a and it is the third one! Those two little brown sparrow sized eggs are ridiculous and the green and blue are just perfection! I love them all, but seriously, those tiny ones?

Some chickens are lucky that egg laying does not have a commission based compensation program. The giant on the right is definitely a #doubleyolker and it is the third one! Those two little brown sparrow sized eggs are ridiculous and the green and blue are just perfection! I love them all, but seriously, those tiny ones?
#eggvignette #oliveegger #mintygreenegg #TinyEggs #doubleyolk #petchickens #fresheggs #happychickens #freeloaders

Aaron’s Instagram

If you love something, take it apart. If it works when you put it back together then it's probably still indifferent to your existence but you might save a couple grand on a new laptop.

If you love something, take it apart. If it works when you put it back together then it’s probably still indifferent to your existence but you might save a couple grand on a new laptop. #holdmygroundstrap #laptopsurgery #dellxps15 #keyboardswap

Aaron’s Instagram

If you love something, take it apart. If it works when you put it back together then it's probably still indifferent to your existence but you might save a couple grand on a new laptop.

If you love something, take it apart. If it works when you put it back together then it’s probably still indifferent to your existence but you might save a couple grand on a new laptop. #holdmygroundstrap #laptopsurgery #dellxps15 #keyboardswap

Jesse’s Instagram

I am normally a hawk hater but this guy is not near my chickens so we're cool. He did not care how close I got and only left when he saw something to hunt. Go ahead, tell me what kind he is.

I am normally a hawk hater but this guy is not near my chickens so we’re cool. He did not care how close I got and only left when he saw something to hunt. Go ahead, tell me what kind he is.
#hawk #raptor #workhawk #naturephotography #blueskies #perchprofessional #birdsofprey

Jesse’s Instagram

Danger! The ravenous velociraptors are after my collards! Look at Vi in the middle with her beak wide open.

Danger! The ravenous velociraptors are after my collards! Look at Vi in the middle with her beak wide open.
#Silkie #Cochin #polishchicken #donnamartin #violetZ #Alejandra #petchickens #collardgreens #tinyfarm #flock #snacktime #chickensofinstagram #velociraptor

Jesse’s Instagram

Pretty much twins. Becky is a little bedraggled after a rainstorm but that does not even slow her down.

Pretty much twins. Becky is a little bedraggled after a rainstorm but that does not even slow her down.
#beckywiththegoodhair #petchicken #BuffLacedPolish #polishchicken #prettyasapicture #poof #looker #bemyvalentine

Jesse’s Instagram

These volunteer daffodils have pushed up through weed cloth and gravel every year since we moved in. They seem to be thriving! The 200 bulbs that were planted a few years ago? Squirrel food.

These volunteer daffodils have pushed up through weed cloth and gravel every year since we moved in. They seem to be thriving! The 200 bulbs that were planted a few years ago? Squirrel food.
#springtime #daffodils #mastergardener #Gwinnettcounty #spouts #zone7 #japenesemaple

Jesse’s Instagram

Help! I have 7 nesting boxes. Some chicken is removing all of the straw from 2 of them. Why?! This has never happened before in 6+ years of having chickens. It's been happening every day for about a month and today the culprit emptied a third box! It's escalating. Are they mad at me? At straw? Just really vindictive? It must take a while to accomplish. We're going to have to get a chicken cam set up if this doesn't stop. Officially ON NOTICE you monsters!

Help! I have 7 nesting boxes. Some chicken is removing all of the straw from 2 of them. Why?! This has never happened before in 6+ years of having chickens. It’s been happening every day for about a month and today the culprit emptied a third box! It’s escalating. Are they mad at me? At straw? Just really vindictive? It must take a while to accomplish. We’re going to have to get a chicken cam set up if this doesn’t stop. Officially ON NOTICE you monsters!
#petchickens #jerks #makeworkproject #coop #chickencoop #nestingboxes #criminals #messyjesse #mystery

Jesse’s Instagram

Bryce can't. Just can't. Can't eat the kale because you are holding it. But can't eat it off the ground. But wants it. But you're holding it! ARGH! The struggle is real. Swipe for the full range of emotions.

Bryce can’t. Just can’t. Can’t eat the kale because you are holding it. But can’t eat it off the ground. But wants it. But you’re holding it! ARGH! The struggle is real. Swipe for the full range of emotions.
#brycedallashoward #brontosaurus #chickensaredinosaurs #petchicken #kale #chickenfood #leggy #struggle

Jesse’s Instagram

This is my best contender for @urbannarnia! She is a #SilverGreyDorking, sporting a smallish Mohawk, nearly symmetrical wattles and a suspicious nature. She has not yet told me her name!

This is my best contender for #MohawkMonday @urbannarnia! She is a #SilverGreyDorking, sporting a smallish Mohawk, nearly symmetrical wattles and a suspicious nature. She has not yet told me her name!
#petchicken #backyardchickens #myflock #chickenportrait #foodboob #Mohawk #chickensofinstagram #flamingoimpression

Jesse’s Instagram

I cannot believe that Wilga (left) and Bryce (right) once fit in this tiny cup! Look at that fluff! Wilga is now a hefty with a full beard and Bryce is a with the sturdiest chicken legs in town. They grow up so fast!

#chickthrowback
I cannot believe that Wilga (left) and Bryce (right) once fit in this tiny cup! Look at that fluff! Wilga is now a hefty #Faverolle with a full beard and Bryce is a #brontosaurus with the sturdiest chicken legs in town. They grow up so fast!
#chickthrowbackthursday #TBT #babychick #petchickens #ramekin #bffgoals #blonde #ginger

Jesse’s Instagram

This brontasaurus is furious I dropped the kale but too skittish to eat it out of my hand. I can't work with that. Look at her wing feathers on the left side. See how they stack outward? So strange!

This brontasaurus is furious I dropped the kale but too skittish to eat it out of my hand. I can’t work with that. Look at her wing feathers on the left side. See how they stack outward? So strange!
#brycedallashoward #redhead #petchicken #kale #homegrown #chickensaredinosaurs #foodboob #brontosaurus

Aaron’s Instagram

Davos is best known for the World Economic Forum this week, but if you love to drive it's really just where you turn left to get to the Stelvio Pass.

Davos is best known for the World Economic Forum this week, but if you love to drive it’s really just where you turn left to get to the Stelvio Pass. #MakeAmericaFastAgain #Roadtrip2014 #stelviopass #mercedes #S550

Aaron’s Instagram

Davos is best known for the World Economic Forum this week, but if you love to drive it's really just where you turn left to get to the Stelvio Pass.

Davos is best known for the World Economic Forum this week, but if you love to drive it’s really just where you turn left to get to the Stelvio Pass. #MakeAmericaFastAgain #Roadtrip2014 #stelviopass #mercedes #S550

Jesse’s Instagram

Last week at work I reached into the pocket of my jacket and pulled out a minty green egg. First, goodie! I had forgotten that I got a fresh minty green that morning! Second, maybe not my most professional moment. Third, impressive that it made it from the coop to the house, through my commute, and into the office without being broken!

Last week at work I reached into the pocket of my jacket and pulled out a minty green egg. First, goodie! I had forgotten that I got a fresh minty green that morning! Second, maybe not my most professional moment. Third, impressive that it made it from the coop to the house, through my commute, and into the office without being broken!
#theincredibleedibleegg #mintygreenegg #pinkegg #oliveegg #nottreatsVi #donnamartin #petchickens #cooplife #chickensofinstagram #eggvinette

Aaron’s Instagram

Heading home with my new surface grinder. I've been looking for a heavier full manual one to convert to 3 axis cnc and this one seems to be perfect since the shafts for the x,y,z axis handles are accessible from under the front edge. It's a 12 inch wheel with 6x18 capacity. I'll throw some clearpath servos on and make her dance soon.

Heading home with my new surface grinder. I’ve been looking for a heavier full manual one to convert to 3 axis cnc and this one seems to be perfect since the shafts for the x,y,z axis handles are accessible from under the front edge. It’s a 12 inch wheel with 6×18 capacity. I’ll throw some clearpath servos on and make her dance soon.

#surfacegrinder #instamachinist #cnc #sprintervan #dumptrailer

Aaron’s Instagram

Heading home with my new surface grinder. I've been looking for a heavier full manual one to convert to 3 axis cnc and this one seems to be perfect since the shafts for the x,y,z axis handles are accessible from under the front edge. It's a 12 inch wheel with 6x18 capacity. I'll throw some clearpath servos on and make her dance soon.

Heading home with my new surface grinder. I’ve been looking for a heavier full manual one to convert to 3 axis cnc and this one seems to be perfect since the shafts for the x,y,z axis handles are accessible from under the front edge. It’s a 12 inch wheel with 6×18 capacity. I’ll throw some clearpath servos on and make her dance soon.

#surfacegrinder #instamachinist #cnc #sprintervan #dumptrailer

Aaron’s Instagram

It's not what I made the trip for but I would have taken this home as an art piece if I had brought my bigger truck and trailer.  It's about 8 ft tall and weight guesses were around 3 tons. Probably too heavy for the floor in my living room.

It’s not what I made the trip for but I would have taken this #radialdrill home as an art piece if I had brought my bigger truck and trailer. It’s about 8 ft tall and weight guesses were around 3 tons. Probably too heavy for the floor in my living room.

#vintagemachinery #mechanicalart #instamachinist #fosdick #drillpress

Aaron’s Instagram

It's not what I made the trip for but I would have taken this home as an art piece if I had brought my bigger truck and trailer.  It's about 8 ft tall and weight guesses were around 3 tons. Probably too heavy for the floor in my living room.

It’s not what I made the trip for but I would have taken this #radialdrill home as an art piece if I had brought my bigger truck and trailer. It’s about 8 ft tall and weight guesses were around 3 tons. Probably too heavy for the floor in my living room.

#vintagemachinery #mechanicalart #instamachinist #fosdick #drillpress

Jesse’s Instagram

Violet barely tolerates the younger chickens. Most of them know to steer clear of her. However, Becky can't see the death stare so she just walks right up to Vi to share food and perches! Vi has learned to tolerate Becky the best.

Violet barely tolerates the younger chickens. Most of them know to steer clear of her. However, Becky can’t see the death stare so she just walks right up to Vi to share food and perches! Vi has learned to tolerate Becky the best.
#sisters #silverlacedcochin #BuffLacedPolish #furfeet #poof #winteringeorgia #petchickens #besties #beckywiththegoodhair #VioletZindars #cochin

Jesse’s Instagram

Becky, winter white is sooo your color! You look like a fearsome yeti.

Becky, winter white is sooo your color! You look like a fearsome yeti.
#beckywiththegoodhair #BuffLacedPolish #polishchickens #petchickens #chickenportrait #chickensofinstagram #snowchicken #yeti #Gwinnettcounty #tinyfarm

Jesse’s Instagram

Back when Sonia was a disagreeable chick instead of a feisty rooster. That is some on a week old #Silkie!

#chickthrowbackthursday
Back when Sonia was a disagreeable chick instead of a feisty rooster. That is some #meanmuggin on a week old #Silkie!
#chickthrowback #silkiechick #silkierooster #SoniaSotomayor #furfeet #chickensofinstagram #petchicken