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Just out here touching crops for scale! I have all the sizes of tomatoes, baby #spagettisquash, one tiny bell pepper, broccoli for days and ready-to-eat cucumbers. I think we're doing pretty well for early June.

Just out here touching crops for scale! I have all the sizes of tomatoes, baby #spagettisquash, one tiny bell pepper, broccoli for days and ready-to-eat cucumbers. I think we’re doing pretty well for early June.
#zone7b #gardening #vegetablegarden #tinytom #tinyfarm #homegrown #eatlocal

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I got some new pruners and all of my tomatoes got a haircut! I cut off lots of extra stems and suckers to allow airflow to the plants. I also cut off all of the lowest leaves to prevent soil borne diseases from creeping in. It's hard to get started, but once I did it was really satisfying to open up the vines and let the sunshine in!

I got some new pruners and all of my tomatoes got a haircut! I cut off lots of extra stems and suckers to allow airflow to the plants. I also cut off all of the lowest leaves to prevent soil borne diseases from creeping in. It’s hard to get started, but once I did it was really satisfying to open up the vines and let the sunshine in!
#zone7b #tomatovines #pruningshears #fiskars #gardeninginga #vegetablegarden #Lawrenceville #gwinnettcounty

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Breakfast bar! The lettuce is bolting in the heat (it's going to be 90° F today) so I'm sharing with the flock. They completely consumed this head in about an hour. That's a lot if tiny beak sized bites!

Breakfast bar! The lettuce is bolting in the heat (it’s going to be 90° F today) so I’m sharing with the flock. They completely consumed this head in about an hour. That’s a lot if tiny beak sized bites!
#backyardchickens #petchickens #lettuce #zone7b #gardeningingeorgia #gardeningwithchickens #polishchicken #friendsnotfood

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And there it is. The first tomato has reached the top of the 7 foot cage. It is only a matter of time before the forest fills in. Maybe this will be the year I actually prune them back. Probably not.

And there it is. The first tomato has reached the top of the 7 foot cage. It is only a matter of time before the forest fills in. Maybe this will be the year I actually prune them back. Probably not.
#zone7b #vegetablegarden #tomatoes #tomatocage #pruningtomatoes #mastergardener

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This is her bashful look. To me it says "I just destroyed a head of lettuce" or "I think the other one might be bleeding." It feels so good to be bad.

This is her bashful look. To me it says “I just destroyed a head of lettuce” or “I think the other one might be bleeding.” It feels so good to be bad.
#gloriavanderbilt #Glo #petchickens #backyardchickens #chickensofinstagram #freeranging #gardeningwithchickens #zone7b #gwinnettcounty

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It's almost blueberry time! The berries are starting to plump up and change colors. It's still a week or two until the harvest begins. At the peak I can get more than a gallon a day off of the 5 big bushes.

It’s almost blueberry time! The berries are starting to plump up and change colors. It’s still a week or two until the harvest begins. At the peak I can get more than a gallon a day off of the 5 big bushes.
#zone7b #blueberries #upick #gardening #blueberrybush

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Last of the season! It's small but adorable. I may have burned several of the vines with fertilizer so we'll see if we get any next year.

Last #clematis of the season! It’s small but adorable. I may have burned several of the vines with fertilizer so we’ll see if we get any next year.
#zone7b #fenceflower #pinkclematis #gwinnettcounty

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Oh Becky! I did my best with your feather trim. I hope your vision is greatly improved. You are looking fine from this side!

Oh Becky! I did my best with your feather trim. I hope your vision is greatly improved. You are looking fine from this side!
#petchickens #beckywiththegoodhair #polishchicken #bufflacedpolish #bouffant

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There is a Brontosaurus in my lettuce! Bryce does not normally leave the enclosed chicken area. This leads me to believe someone either let her out while reentering themselves or someone encouraged her to fly over the fence. These alleged someones are Gretchen, Ruth (both can open the door to get back in) and Glo (who can fly out but not let herself in). I do not need them creating accomplices.

There is a Brontosaurus in my lettuce! Bryce does not normally leave the enclosed chicken area. This leads me to believe someone either let her out while reentering themselves or someone encouraged her to fly over the fence. These alleged someones are Gretchen, Ruth (both can open the door to get back in) and Glo (who can fly out but not let herself in). I do not need them creating accomplices.
#petchickens #brycedallashoward #cornishhen #covermodel #gardening #growinglettuce #zone7b #trouble #dinosaur

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Just one minute of some happy, dirty chickens. Kahlo makes an appearance at the end but does not join the group.

Just one minute of some happy, dirty chickens. Kahlo makes an appearance at the end but does not join the group.
#dustbath #petchickens #ruthbaderginsburg #brycedallashoward #gloriavanderbuilt #Wilgefortis #salmonfaverolle #oliveegger #silkie #whitecrestedblackpolish #GwinnettCounty #zone7b

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Well, this year the squirrels are beating out fungus in the race to destroy the nectarines. It wasn't even close. I think they'll have the whole tree cleared this week. Last year it was a much closer race with fungus taking at least 50% of the crop before the squirrels caught on. Now, what will get the apples? Will it be these same champion squirrels or will the ever vigilant worms find an opening? Only time will tell.

Well, this year the squirrels are beating out fungus in the race to destroy the nectarines. It wasn’t even close. I think they’ll have the whole tree cleared this week. Last year it was a much closer race with fungus taking at least 50% of the crop before the squirrels caught on. Now, what will get the apples? Will it be these same champion squirrels or will the ever vigilant worms find an opening? Only time will tell.
#fruittree #nectarinetree #ornamentaltree #zone7b #gardenpests #appletree #orchard #gsrdenfail

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I thought the onion flowers would be purple. No good reason. I just assumed. I do appreciate the pinstriped petals.

I thought the onion flowers would be purple. No good reason. I just assumed. I do appreciate the pinstriped petals.
#gardeningsuprises #onion #bloominonion #zone7b #vegetablegarden #polinating

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Violet usually likes to have one foot ON the edge of the water bowl while drinking. Today we're going for the two feet IN the bowl approach. I'm not sure what's changed. Kahlo is clearly confused.

Violet usually likes to have one foot ON the edge of the water bowl while drinking. Today we’re going for the two feet IN the bowl approach. I’m not sure what’s changed. Kahlo is clearly confused.
#crazychicken #VioletZindars #darkbrahma #petchickens #furfeet #PolishChicken #closeup #waterbowl

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My last to bloom is petite! She has itty bitty blooms and is nearly a month behind the other vines. I wonder if this is a feature or a defect?

My last #clematis to bloom is petite! She has itty bitty blooms and is nearly a month behind the other vines. I wonder if this is a feature or a defect?
#zone7b #fenceflowers #purpleclematis #gardeningsuprises #smolflower

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My tiny archiologists have unearthed a mango pit that they cleaned last year! I was able to crack open the hard outer shell and the interior seed looks like a giant lima bean. Very interesting. I appreciate the continuity of their efforts. Tiny Archiologists Motto: ABD. Always Be Digging.

My tiny archiologists have unearthed a mango pit that they cleaned last year! I was able to crack open the hard outer shell and the interior seed looks like a giant lima bean. Very interesting. I appreciate the continuity of their efforts. Tiny Archiologists Motto: ABD. Always Be Digging.
#mangopit #petchickens #mango #chickentreats #professionallevel #archiology #interns

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Here it is! Scroll for several before and after comparison angles. The looks like a entirely different tree. Younger maybe? Definitely taller. Now I'll have to deal with the area underneath. I forgot what a pain that gravel is. Ants love it!

Here it is! Scroll for several before and after comparison angles. The #JapaneseMaple looks like a entirely different tree. Younger maybe? Definitely taller. Now I’ll have to deal with the area underneath. I forgot what a pain that gravel is. Ants love it!
#treetrimming #GwinnettCounty #shaplierblob #limbedup #zone7b #landscaping

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There's been a murder! I took the plunge and limbed up the I'm not sure how I feel yet. Is tree pruning like art? Like even if I did a terrible job it is possibly just a statement peice that you don't get so stop judging me! (The only people that see this tree except family are delivery people. I really didn't think they are judging my pruning choices...or is there a secret Facebook group for that? FedEx drivers reporting landscaping horrors?)
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There’s been a murder! I took the plunge and limbed up the #JapaneseMaple. I’m not sure how I feel yet. Is tree pruning like art? Like even if I did a terrible job it is possibly just a statement peice that you don’t get so stop judging me! (The only people that see this tree except family are delivery people. I really didn’t think they are judging my pruning choices…or is there a secret Facebook group for that? FedEx drivers reporting landscaping horrors?)
#treemurder #pruning #byeblob #measuretwicecutonce or #justcutit #artornot #Gwinnettcounty #notanexpert

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Apple snack! The gold chicken streaking back and forth is Gretchen. She's the worst. Psychotic, obsessive, fast...all of the worst things. Notice how they don't let her eat with them? It's because she's very annoying. (I say all of this in the same voice that I use to say nice things to the other chickens. I assume that means she thinks I like her. I don't. But I don't want her to be sad. I just want her to be calm.)

Apple snack! The gold chicken streaking back and forth is Gretchen. She’s the worst. Psychotic, obsessive, fast…all of the worst things. Notice how they don’t let her eat with them? It’s because she’s very annoying. (I say all of this in the same voice that I use to say nice things to the other chickens. I assume that means she thinks I like her. I don’t. But I don’t want her to be sad. I just want her to be calm.)
#petchickens #chickensnacks #fruitskewers #PolishChicken #violetZ #beckywiththegoodhair #silkie #silkies #chickenvideo

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I need your opinion! This is the beautiful that is thriving by the garage. The question is should it remain a ground sweeping blob or do we limb it up so the trunk shows? I included three angles and a picture of her underpinnings. Also, do you trim in now or after it loses the leaves? Help! I like it blobby but it used to have a canopy and that was good too.

I need your opinion! This is the beautiful #JapaneseMaple that is thriving by the garage. The question is should it remain a ground sweeping blob or do we limb it up so the trunk shows? I included three angles and a picture of her underpinnings. Also, do you trim in now or after it loses the leaves? Help! I like it blobby but it used to have a canopy and that was good too.
#zone7b #gardeningingeorgia #GwinnettCounty #redleaves #art #landscaping #treetrimming #bonsai

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She's gonna blow! I'm now letting these onions grow just to see the flowers. I think I planted them last spring, they didn't grow, then resprouted in the fall, and are now making flowers. Strange lifecycle.

She’s gonna blow! I’m now letting these onions grow just to see the flowers. I think I planted them last spring, they didn’t grow, then resprouted in the fall, and are now making flowers. Strange lifecycle.
#zone7b #vegetablegarden #flowergarden #onions #onionflower

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The worst chicken has escaped and is running around in the garden. The second worst chicken, seen here, is plotting her escape but can't fly over the fence from the ground and I moved the bench she usually uses as an assist. It has been non-stop pacing and assessing. She's determined but I think I may have won this round.
Update: I did not win.

The worst chicken has escaped and is running around in the garden. The second worst chicken, seen here, is plotting her escape but can’t fly over the fence from the ground and I moved the bench she usually uses as an assist. It has been non-stop pacing and assessing. She’s determined but I think I may have won this round.
Update: I did not win.
#gloriavanderbuilt #oliveegger #petchickens #myflock #backyardchickens #chickenportrait #gardenpests #badgirls

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So, this work plant has put out what I can only describe as a giant asparagus. (Also, it is pink and matches my shoes.) There are 10 of these plants and only one has an asparagus. It is about 4x the height of the plant. Fairly dramatic. Will update.

So, this work plant has put out what I can only describe as a giant asparagus. (Also, it is pink and matches my shoes.) There are 10 of these plants and only one has an asparagus. It is about 4x the height of the plant. Fairly dramatic. Will update.
#variegatedplants #pinkasparagus #allbirds #zone7b

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Is this the one that hurt me? 
Side note: steroid cream is amazing. Why did I never get it as a child? My arms looked like they belonged to Groot and three days later they are just red and scabby. That's a huge improvement. Really.

Is this the one that hurt me?
Side note: steroid cream is amazing. Why did I never get it as a child? My arms looked like they belonged to Groot and three days later they are just red and scabby. That’s a huge improvement. Really.
#poisonivy #poisonoak #poisonsumac #gardendangers #weedingfail #itchy #scratchy

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As always, Vi is at the center of the snack circle. She does let the other girls get in a few nibbles. Becky and Kahlo, the poof heads, are actually comparatively small chickens but take up a lot of space in the circle.

As always, Vi is at the center of the snack circle. She does let the other girls get in a few nibbles. Becky and Kahlo, the poof heads, are actually comparatively small chickens but take up a lot of space in the circle.
#snackcircle #petchickens #Applecore #darkbrahma #SicilianButtercup #oliveegger #whitecrestedblackpolish #BuffLacedPolish #myflock #backyardchickens

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Ruthie is broody yet again. She's been locked out of the coop for a few hours and she jumped up on this branch to be eye level so we could discuss it. Her complaints are many, and her language fowl, but I'm not letting her back in.

Ruthie is broody yet again. She’s been locked out of the coop for a few hours and she jumped up on this branch to be eye level so we could discuss it. Her complaints are many, and her language fowl, but I’m not letting her back in.
#broodymonster #silkie #ruthbaderginsburg #broodyhen #angrybird #petchickens #tinyfury

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I actually like the skinny Asparagus stalks more than the fat ones. And I feel like Asparagus is a proper noun that needs to be capitalized. I guess any vegetable I have to wait Years to harvest gets extra respect.

I actually like the skinny Asparagus stalks more than the fat ones. And I feel like Asparagus is a proper noun that needs to be capitalized. I guess any vegetable I have to wait Years to harvest gets extra respect.
#zone7b #asparagus #purpleasparagus #mastergardener #vegetablegarden #asparagusfern

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Captain Awkward reporting for bowl drinking! Why is she looking at me like I'm the strange one? Did you know Bryce is featured with @mcmurray_hatchery, both online and in the catalog, as the model? She's supposed to look this way!

Captain Awkward reporting for bowl drinking! Why is she looking at me like I’m the strange one? Did you know Bryce is featured with @mcmurray_hatchery, both online and in the catalog, as the #WhiteLacedRedCornish model? She’s supposed to look this way!
#petchickens #brycedallashoward #redhead #chickensofinstagram #cornishhen #model

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Ooo, it's a spiky one!
(Clearly we bought a variety of over the years and labeled exactly none of them. I do not have any idea about the varieties.)

Ooo, it’s a spiky one!
(Clearly we bought a variety of #clematis over the years and labeled exactly none of them. I do not have any idea about the varieties.)
#zone7b #fenceflowers #perennials #purpleclematis #MasterGardener

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The Thing I Did Not Plant has been transplanted to a bed without enough sun. I haven't killed it in three transplants so I bet it'll be fine.

The Thing I Did Not Plant has been transplanted to a bed without enough sun. I haven’t killed it in three transplants so I bet it’ll be fine.
#cannaslily #Cannas #zone7b #volunteer #shadegarden #fullsun #azalea

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Looks pretty innocent, right? Wrong! Bryce and Wilga had Becky pinned down and were plucking her head feathers. This is why I have to have two coops. They just can't tolerate how perfect her bouffant is and try to destroy it! I don't know why Becky never runs away. She just crouches shown and tries to wait it out. I saved her and have those monsters a stern talking to.

Looks pretty innocent, right? Wrong! Bryce and Wilga had Becky pinned down and were plucking her head feathers. This is why I have to have two coops. They just can’t tolerate how perfect her bouffant is and try to destroy it! I don’t know why Becky never runs away. She just crouches shown and tries to wait it out. I saved her and have those monsters a stern talking to.
#petchickens #WhiteLacedRedCornish #salmonfaverolle #BuffLacedPolish #beckywiththegoodhair #brycedallashoward #wilgefortis #meangirls #myflock

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Vi would like you to know she is starving! STARVING! Someone else ran off with the majority of the apple core so she missed out on the third treat session of the day. The feeder is full and she got plenty at treat sessions one and two but she really needed that apple core.

Vi would like you to know she is starving! STARVING! Someone else ran off with the majority of the apple core so she missed out on the third treat session of the day. The feeder is full and she got plenty at treat sessions one and two but she really needed that apple core.
#VioletZindars #darkbrahma #petchickens #backyardchickens #chickentreats #lapchicken #scratch #featheredpigs

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Seconds later Ruth lost custody of the prime dust bathing spot. It's a whole hill of the same dirt but only this one spot is suitable.

Seconds later Ruth lost custody of the prime dust bathing spot. It’s a whole hill of the same dirt but only this one spot is suitable.
#petchickens #dustbath #gloriavanderbuilt #ruthbaderginsburg #brycedallashoward #silkie #gardeningwithchickens