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1, 2, Ten million....
The blueberries start slowly but then produce like crazy! Right now it is just a handful to share with the chickens but I bet in a week there will be gallons!

1, 2, Ten million….
The blueberries start slowly but then produce like crazy! Right now it is just a handful to share with the chickens but I bet in a week there will be gallons!
#blueberrybush #blueberries #locallygrown #rabbiteye #zone7b #gardening #pickyourown #freshfruit #tinyfarmer

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I just mulched the whole garden to prepare it for my vacation. My recorded 90 minutes of Sport with 600 calories burned! The garden inspector is unimpressed.

I just mulched the whole garden to prepare it for my vacation. My #fitbit recorded 90 minutes of Sport with 600 calories burned! The garden inspector is unimpressed.
#gloriavanderbuilt #mulch #weedcontrol #gardenpests #petchicken #oliveegger #zone7b #tomatoes

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Broody Rosie. This aggressively broody girl spent last night in the outside pen and is still 100% broody. She is currently spending night number two outside. Let's see how long it takes to turn off her insanity! She seems pretty committed.

Broody Rosie. This aggressively broody girl spent last night in the outside pen and is still 100% broody. She is currently spending night number two outside. Let’s see how long it takes to turn off her insanity! She seems pretty committed.
#broody #broodychicken #petchicken #backyardchickens #Rosie #poundchicken #adopted #turkeytail #chickenportrait

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Rosie is so broody she CAN'T EVEN. Watch for 20 seconds as she frantically scratches with a turkey tail, yells at me, then sprints away. Later she chased her sisters and shrieked the entire way back to the nesting box. So fun. 
@adoptabirdnetwork

Rosie is so broody she CAN’T EVEN. Watch for 20 seconds as she frantically scratches with a turkey tail, yells at me, then sprints away. Later she chased her sisters and shrieked the entire way back to the nesting box. So fun.
#broody #broodychicken #Rosie #gamebird #chickenvideo #chickensofinstagram #petchicken #crazychicken #turkey #backyardchickens @adoptabirdnetwork

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Went to a wedding, left with all the centerpieces. Can I grow peonies in the shade?

Went to a wedding, left with all the centerpieces. Can I grow peonies in the shade?
#peonies #roses #eucalyptus #hydrangea #centerpieces #wedding #thankscourt #susquehannariver #wicker #partyfavors #florist #mtjoy

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We pick up free mulch from the city and sometimes it comes with treasures! This differently-abled was unearthed while planting the second round of potatoes today. If I plant him will be grow more superheroes?

We pick up free mulch from the city and sometimes it comes with treasures! This differently-abled #Batman was unearthed while planting the second round of potatoes today. If I plant him will be grow more superheroes?
#freemulch #yougetwhatyoupayfor #lovelawrenceville #Gwinnettcounty #gardeningsuprises #mastergardener #zone7b #superhero #Lawrenceville

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Oopsie! Sorry Sonia! I didn't mean to pull your super masculine long, luxurious, curly tailfeather.

Oopsie! Sorry Sonia! I didn’t mean to pull your super masculine long, luxurious, curly tailfeather.
#silkierooster #SoniaSotomayor #shakeyourtailfeather #petrooster #feathers #sopretty #flock

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Bantam Rule #22: You may hang the water high to avoid debris but you must also provide a step for petite chicken access!

Bantam Rule #22: You may hang the water high to avoid debris but you must also provide a step for petite chicken access!
#Kahlo #petchicken #Bantams #polishchickens #mixedflock #Chickensaddle #spoiledchickens #bossypants #whitecrestedblackpolish

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Sonia is keeping a close eye on the crew as they dust bathe. Very serious business on the dirt mound today. There has been quite a bit of dust bath thievery. Must patrol.

Sonia is keeping a close eye on the crew as they dust bathe. Very serious business on the dirt mound today. There has been quite a bit of dust bath thievery. Must patrol.
#silkierooster #SoniaSotomayor #sophiebhawkins #EasterEgger #dirtbath #cochin #petchickens #flock #peckingorder #chickensofinstagram

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The most Vi face ever made: It is a perfect combination of No and Gorgeous. Violet is the best!

The most Vi face ever made: It is a perfect combination of No and Gorgeous. Violet is the best!
#silverlacedcochin #Cochin #petchicken #chickenportrait #chickensofinstagram #bestie #furfeet #heavy #thicc #7yearsold #lapchicken #foodboob

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My chickens have always been vampires. They avoid the sun! If I let them out during the day they will skirt the edges of the coop to stay in the shade. Except Rosie. Rosie has always been a sunbathing master! She seems to be teaching the others to appreciate a good soak. Big Red is glowing! Bryce is an awkward brontasaurus, but in the sun. Vitamin D on point!

My chickens have always been vampires. They avoid the sun! If I let them out during the day they will skirt the edges of the coop to stay in the shade. Except Rosie. Rosie has always been a sunbathing master! She seems to be teaching the others to appreciate a good soak. Big Red is glowing! Bryce is an awkward brontasaurus, but in the sun. Vitamin D on point!
#cochin #partridgecochin #gamebird #brontosaurus #sunbathing #vitamind #petchickens #backyardchickens #myflock

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One of these garden statues is an impostor! Hmmm...which one? I like to share my garden harvests but this guy is greedy and eating the green beans to the ground! Bad bunny! Adorably hop your cute little cotton tail out of my garden!

One of these garden statues is an impostor! Hmmm…which one? I like to share my garden harvests but this guy is greedy and eating the green beans to the ground! Bad bunny! Adorably hop your cute little cotton tail out of my garden!
#bunnies #menace #greenbeans #predator #Gwinnettcounty #bunny #rabbittrouble #badnews #socutetho #fence

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Me: Please eat all the weeds chickens!
Bryce: *heads for the good stuff.

Me: Please eat all the weeds chickens!
Bryce: *heads for the good stuff.
#petchickens #backyardpoultry #myflock #tinyfarm #Faverolle #silkies #cochin #weeds #gardening #mastergardener #Georgia #velociraptors #chickensaredinosaurs

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I was supposed to be working but instead I wandered off to take pictures in the client's garden. Then we talked gardens for 20 minutes. That is not part of my job.

I was supposed to be working but instead I wandered off to take pictures in the client’s garden. Then we talked gardens for 20 minutes. That is not part of my job.
#gardening #fountain #bronze #gardenart #mastergardener #oasis #bronzefountain #socute #gardenfriends

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Who's a crazy broody? You are! Are there any eggs on that bench? No? Then go walk around! Lunatic.

Who’s a crazy broody? You are! Are there any eggs on that bench? No? Then go walk around! Lunatic.
#SicilianButtercup #broodychicken #petchicken #chickenportrait #chickensofinstagram #Gretchen #myflock #nochickzone #broody #indignant #Gwinnettcounty

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Skills alert: The chickens perfectly hollowed out this #butternutsquash! Perhaps they have a career in pumpkin carving? Birdhouse gourds? Breadbowl soup? So talented!

Skills alert: The chickens perfectly hollowed out this #butternutsquash! Perhaps they have a career in pumpkin carving? Birdhouse gourds? Breadbowl soup? So talented!
#petchicken #gardening #backyardchickens #myflock #gloriavanderbuilt #ruthbaderginsburg #chickensofinstagram #oliveegger

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Becky lost her Poof in a pecking order reshuffling. To minimize additional feather plucking I sprayed her with End result: the most punk rock chicken.

Becky lost her Poof in a pecking order reshuffling. To minimize additional feather plucking I sprayed her with #bluekote. End result: the most punk rock chicken.
#beckywiththegoodhair #BuffLacedPolish #backyardchickens #petchicken #polishchicken #bluehair #messyhairdontcare #punkrock #peckingorder #prettygirl

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Weeding is so much more rewarding when you have chickens! They are so excited to see me coming with a pitchfork full of weeds. But terrified when I lift it over the fence. Never lift things!

Weeding is so much more rewarding when you have chickens! They are so excited to see me coming with a pitchfork full of weeds. But terrified when I lift it over the fence. Never lift things!
#petchickens #backyardflock #velociraptor #brontosaurus #donnamartin #Kahlo #beckywiththegoodhair #Gretch #Glo #backyardpoultry #gardeninghelpers #saladbar

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Bryce and her buddy Gretchen have chosen to go broody together, in the same box. Can you see the psycho in her eye? Crazy broodies!

Bryce and her buddy Gretchen have chosen to go broody together, in the same box. Can you see the psycho in her eye? Crazy broodies!
#brycedallashoward #brontosaurus #redhead #broody #broodychicken #wattlemodel #angrybird #teenmom #broodybesties #petchicken

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I hate that I have lettuce long before I have tomatoes, peppers, broccoli or anything else to make a salad. Then, by the time the toppings grow, it is too hot for lettuce! Poor timing Nature!

I hate that I have lettuce long before I have tomatoes, peppers, broccoli or anything else to make a salad. Then, by the time the toppings grow, it is too hot for lettuce! Poor timing Nature!
#salad #tinyfarmer #locallygrown #eatlocal #romaine #redleaflettuce #gardening #harvestbasket #organicish

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Trade! I get some Jumbo and mini eggs. You get some slightly past its prime lettuce. Good business for everyone!

Trade! I get some Jumbo and mini eggs. You get some slightly past its prime lettuce. Good business for everyone!
#fresheggs #farmfresh #petchicken #Chickensaddle #bartering #polishchickens #oliveegger #springmix #backyardpoultry #recycling #upcycle #freerangechickens #freerangeeggs #tinyfarm

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Not only have we caught zero squirrels in our humane traps this year but we are actually growing additional squirrels! The rooster alerted me to three cute babies as they emerged from their nest. This is not progress. Poor nectarine tree. (There is a second squirrel in the gutter on the bottom left. The third was running.)

Not only have we caught zero squirrels in our humane traps this year but we are actually growing additional squirrels! The rooster alerted me to three cute babies as they emerged from their nest. This is not progress. Poor nectarine tree. (There is a second squirrel in the gutter on the bottom left. The third was running.)
#squirrel #babysquirrel #gardenpests #tintin #cuties #notapredator #petsquirrel #canikeephim

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Since the yard is now mostly sealed off from deer this has appeared and miraculously HAS LEAVES! This is a first! Most hostas here are immediately chewed to stubs. Victory!

Since the yard is now mostly sealed off from deer this #hosta has appeared and miraculously HAS LEAVES! This is a first! Most hostas here are immediately chewed to stubs. Victory!
#gardeningsuprises #hostas #transplant #zone7b #deersalad #deerfence #scalloped #verigated #grandmasgarden

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What are you doing chicken? How did you get in there? I heard digging but saw no chicken. I went to investigate and found this weirdo tunneling under a log. I have a mole-chicken!

What are you doing chicken? How did you get in there? I heard digging but saw no chicken. I went to investigate and found this weirdo tunneling under a log. I have a mole-chicken!
#silvergreydorking #petchicken #endlesslyentertaining #backyardchickens #Gwinnettcounty #MohawkMonday #wattlemodel

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Sunset dinner and drinks for Sonia and the girls. I try to provide the right ambiance in the coop. Wilga, the #salmonfaverolle, is Sonia's best girl.

Sunset dinner and drinks for Sonia and the girls. I try to provide the right ambiance in the coop. Wilga, the #salmonfaverolle, is Sonia’s best girl.
#petchicken #silkies #silkierooster #polishchickens #chickenfood #batchelor #SoniaSotomayor #beckywiththegoodhair #wilgefortis

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Saga: The One Where I Don't Get Bitten! It takes a full handful of scratch but I can now get nearly a minute of Sonia holding per day. Also, Glo is a diva.

#TamingOfTheRoo Saga: The One Where I Don’t Get Bitten! It takes a full handful of scratch but I can now get nearly a minute of Sonia holding per day. Also, Glo is a diva.
#silkierooster #SoniaSotomayor #petrooster #backyardchickens #petchicken #scratch #bribery #sharingiscaring #silkies

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The first asparagus! We just planted the crowns a few weeks ago and this tiny little aspari-guy is already up! I don't think you are supposed to harvest any the first year but I am excited to see it grow, grow, grow!

The first asparagus! We just planted the crowns a few weeks ago and this tiny little aspari-guy is already up! I don’t think you are supposed to harvest any the first year but I am excited to see it grow, grow, grow!
#asparagus #gardenfresh #eatlocal #tinyfarmer #mastergardener #zone7b #farmersmarket #freshfood

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Everyone is getting together for Easter dinner! Main course: weeds.

Everyone is getting together for Easter dinner! Main course: weeds.
#myflock #petchickens #polishchickens #cochins #Faverolle #hungryhungryhippo #silkies #silkierooster #wilgefortis #sundayfunday #weedcontrol

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Big Red Chicken is rocking the largest feather feet she's ever had! Girl could snowshoe.

Big Red Chicken is rocking the largest feather feet she’s ever had! Girl could snowshoe.
#partridgecochin #Cochin #petchicken #BigRed #scratch #chickensnacks #comb #7yearsold #snowshoes #featheredfeet #prettygirl